Sign Ryan!
Things are heating up in Oiler headquarters! Rumour has it that they have offered Ryan a $30 million dollar 6 year contract. I sure hope he signs! Rumour also has it, that they will give him the captain title as well. He deserves all of it!
Oilers? Ryan? Who are these people, do they play rugby like the mighty All Blacks?
Just kidding, Oilers, some kind of foosball team I’m sure and Ryan a player of this foosball game no doubt. Shit for $30 million I’d get off the couch, to get a beer at least.
I sure hope this comes true. It would be great for Ryan and for the Oilers!
He’d better resign. Or I’m gonna get on the horn with Flyers management and tell THEM to sign him!
*ducks and runs for cover*