I copied this from Ben’s blog.

Poo-urse

Today i was driving and distracted by a female passer-by as she was walking her dog. I noticed that this lady was quite attractive but, at the same time disturbingly ugly……due to the fact that she was carrying a bag full of crap. So i decided that no matter how hot you are you cannot walk your dog and have a bag full of shit with you and still look good. So I created the Poo-urse! The Poo-urse comes in many styles and looks like a purse but, its not it’s a bag that disguises your bag full of shit for a purse. So you can still maintain your attractive-ness and have a bag full of poop with you. (PATENT PENDING)

Benn.