read this out loud with a Norwegian accent :
Ole took Inga home with him and took off his shirt. Inga says, ” Ole dat’s some chest you have dare.” Ole says, “Inga dat’s a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite ! Next Ole took off his pants. Inga says” Ole dat’s nice calves you have dare.” Ole says, ” Inga dat’s a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite” Ole quickly reached down and pulled off his underpants and Inga screamed and ran out the door. Ole put his clothes back on and ran after her ,catching her. Ole says ” Inga viy did you run out like dat? Inga said “vit all dat dynamite around , I taught I vas going to explode ven I saw how short da fuse vas !!!!