I was tagged by Chaos Girl, so here goes!

What follows is a list of different occupations. Select at least five of them. Add more to the list if you like, and then pass it on.

Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

If I could be a scientist…

If I could be a farmer…I could play pool, and have snoozes during the winter, like “some people” I know.

If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…

If I could be a painter…I think it would be such a soothing, relaxing hobby if a person was really actually good at it.

If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…

If I could be a psychologist…I may understand my own damn self, and perhaps some of the whack jobs surrounding me!

If I could be a librarian…

If I could be an athlete…I’d be a 4th line goon for the Oilers, making $1 million a year, and playing 4 minutes/game! LOL

If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an innkeeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a backup dancer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be a midget stripper…
If I could be a proctologist…
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host…
If I could be an actor…

If I could be a judge…I’d order castration for all sex offenders. With NO anethstetic.

If I could be a Jedi…
If I could be a mob boss…
If I could be a personal trainer…
If I could be a professional race car driver…
If I could be a stand-up comedian…
If I could be an artist…

I’m tagging:

• Gina
• Cindie
• Trish