A fiftyish woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and asked, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?” The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor said that I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.” The husband asked, “What about your 55 year old ass?”

“Your name never came up.” She replied.