Ho Hum

As I was arriving at work this morning, I saw Nick, his Mom and brothers getting out of the car. I could tell by Nick’s body language that he was giving his mother big grief about going into the school, so I stopped my car beside them, and pointed to the school and smiled at him. He started taking a few steps towards the school. I parked my car and then noticed he was still hollering and carrying on, so I walked on over. His Mom had to come into the school to speak to Hazel, and Nick was pissed! LOL (you see Mom is not supposed to get out of the car now that we have him coming into the school by himself…. that’s a BIG deal in the land of Auti*sm) He settled down and came in with me. All was well until we were in Grade 2. Susan went over to see what he was doing, and asked him to do something, and he yells at her, “I’m NOT a kid anymore!!” Susan and I have the worst time keeping a straight face in that room together!

On Friday, one of the little girls in our class came running in to Susan to report that Nash was in the hallway jumping around, and being silly! AND she said, he has HAM in his pocket, and he ATE it! She made such a disgusted little face!!! Susan and I stifled a giggle or 2. When Nash returned to the classroom, Susan called him over, and asked him what he’d been doing! (now Nash is a goofy looking little guy, with big ears, and a look of I’ll-never-be-a-rocket-scientist written all over his face) He replied that he’d been going to the bathroom! Susan says, “You weren’t out there eating ham??? “(to which I’m nearly wetting my pants) “No!!” Susan impatiently replies, “You were SO! I can spell it on your breath!!!” I quickly piped in, “Nash!! The proof is on your lips!” By then Susan is nearly split in two! hehehe…. I’m such a shit disturber!!