Andrew and I were working on spelling today. He had the word CH_CK and was supposed to look at “chick” and fill in the missing letter. Usually a simple thing for him to do. He was half laying on my table, ass half off the chair, kind of looking up at the ceiling, not concentrating at all. Me: “Andrew, what letter goes in the space?” He: “G”
Me: “Andrew, what letter goes in the space?”
He: “M”
Me: “Andrew, what letter goes in the space?”
He: ‘F’
Me: Andrew there’s no f-in-chick!!!!

My eyes got as big and round as saucers hoping no one else heard my slip up! The whole time I’m thinking of that joke that goes along those lines, so I quickly said, “It’s okay Andrew, let’s just try an “I” in there!”

Sheesh!